CELL PHONE: Guy bracelets

Sunday 29 July 2012

Guy bracelets

It’s real, y’all. Guy bracelets (gaycelets? macelets?) are coming, and there’s nothing you can do to stop them.

According to The New York Times, “scruffy young creatives” are starting to wear bracelets as a means of signifying their rugged, manly individuality. Because nothing says “I’m a loner, Dottie, a rebel” like something nine-year-olds learn how to make at summer camp First you experiment with a fun leather cuff, and before you know if you’re tumbling down that slippery slope to full-on bracelet addiction. Why, I even heard tell of one guy who had his arms surgically extended just so he could fit a few more on. Sad, really.

I guess what I’m saying is: shop responsibly, fellows. Accessory addiction is no laughing matter